A young child asks you to explain the Christmas spirit to them. What do you say?
You are stranded and out of food. What do you eat?
The elves threaten to unionize due to no benefits and poor working conditions. What do you do?
You see a person yelling “Santa is a fraud” at a mall Santa. What is your totally fair response?
You drop down a chimney into home #2,782,289. The parents are still awake and are staring at you from the couch. What happens next?
A cat jumps onto your shoulder and purrs while you are delivering presents. What is the cat’s fate?
You are Santa, Warden of the North. Before you lies the orc army. What epicness occurs?
You are the Yule Cat Lady!
Jólakötturinn is an Icelandic folk tale. The Yule Cat could detect lazy children to munch on. While you are not a cat, you are cat crazy enough to be the Yule Cat Lady.
You are the 'Standard' Santa!
Congratulations! You are perfectly saccharine, sunshiney, and filled with rainbow farts. Please report to the local Holiday Mentality office for retraining.
You are the Cajun Santa!
C'est magnifique! You are willing to eat anything with a little bit of seasoning and you carry that Cajun cheer around always. Just don't eat other Good Citizens!
You are the C'thulhu Santa!
fhtagn gof'nn ch'ftaghu shugg k'yarnak li'hee n'gha
You are the Corporate Santa!
You promote synergistic solutions at the North Pole office of Yuletide, Inc. You believe that all problems can be solved by a hard worker devoting their all to the company. There is only the company.
You are the Bad Santa!
OK, you are an jerkwad. You know that right? Seriously with the punching, burping in faces, and being a general disgrace? Be a Good Citizen for once and report to the local Holiday Mentality office for retraining.
You are the Anime Santa!
You are all about the shiny, ridiculous intros and loooooooooong glorious battles. You are frequently shirtless, even if that's not nice to anyone around you. You have three final Holiday forms, but two of them can only be unlocked by the precise circumstances of the season or series finale.
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